Why do hipsters drink PBR?

This post isn't solely driven by the beer elitist living inside of me, but come on, ultimately PBR is gross and low in alcohol content.

The counterargument most used in this debate is that it's just so cheap.  My counter-counterargument is this: a hipster holding a PBR can is comparable to a guido wearing a bedazzled Ed Hardy shirt. It's just another accessory.

But hey, it goes well with those sweet wayfarers, kid!