Friday, January 14, 2011

Why do hipsters claim to be vegans?

I don't much oppose the  practice of veganism, the problem lies in the fact that hipsters claim to be vegans so they can brag about being holier-than-thou. Now I know a whole slew of hipsters who are so goddamned concerned about their bodies (it's a temple, dontcha know?), what I can't figure out is why they still drink and smoke and do tons of blow.

Is it organic cocaine you're doing?

1 comment:

  1. I agree. I've been a vegetarian since I was 9, vegan since 18.. 26 now. When it was brought up amoungst a few people that I am a vegan, someone instantly called me a hipster. I hated that. I'm not. Although I do believe that my body is a temple, I don't do drugs, smoke, drink, or otherweise pollute it.
    I hate that hipsters have assumed the identity of veganism when they get ridiculous tattoos of bacon and for some reason you can be a vegan but still eat bacon.. as long as you're wearing Urkel glasses.

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