Thursday, January 20, 2011

Why do hipsters love owls?

All of a sudden I've noticed an owl resurgence. Some questions I've come up with in relation to this topic:

-Is the owl the hipster mascot?
-Do they like owls so much because, like the typical hipter, the owl is a nocturnal being?
-Is this some ironic Harry Potter reference?

If the last one is true, Hedwig is not amused.

10 comments:

  1. I believe hipsters arent fans of harry potter, they just catch on to truck stop trends a few months/years too late. for example, wolves howling at the moon on a acid washed shirt, what is now a hot seller at urban used to be nothing more than a shirt my meth addict aunt would buy.
    they like to seem ironic, they just don't know what Irony really means. my grandfather spent years working at contenintal can in perry georgia, canning PBR....so for hipsters making it possible for pabst to not file bankruptcy, I tip my hat. but lets be honest, owls and clothing with owls on them are better left for a over weight grandparent...you know the one who only eats buttermilk biscuts and chases em down with straight buttermilk. filterless cigarettes and owl window tinting on the back of a station wagon. bless their heart

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  2. Because elitists illuminati worship the Owl God, Moloch?

    The owl is a symbol of the illuminati.

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    1. shut the fuck up.

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    2. OWLS ARE A SYMBOL OF THE ILLUMINATI

      THE ILLUMINATI, BILDEBERG, COMITTEE OF 300, COUNCIL OF 13 ETC.

      YOU PRIVILEGED ILLUMINATI DOUCHES WITH YOUR STOLEN COLLATERAL ACCOUNTS ARE ALL ABOUT TO BE VAPORIZED! ALLS YALLZ GOING DOWN! YOUR ILLUMINATI 'ENTERPRISE' IS GOING BANKRUPT! HAHAHA

      I LOVE THIS WORLD, WHAT A BRIGHT AND GREAT FUTURE WE HAVE ON THIS PLANET WITH TRUTH COMING FROM EVERY DIRECTION!

      WE KNOW THAT YOUR SECRET SOCIETY IS NOT SECRET NO MORE! HAHAHA!

      Here's your illuminati owl link to research you PAID MOSSAD TROLL!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4aTIJ3UFDk

      worldpublicunion.org

      WE THE PEOPLE, ALL 7 BILLION+ OF US ARE RISING UP AND TAKING THIS PLANET OVER! SOON THE ILLUMINATI WILL HAVE NO PLACE TO HIDE! GOOD LUCK! LET THE FUN BEGIN!

      ONE LOVE

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  3. Because they often look like owls, with there big clunky soda bottle glasses, and ticklish mustaches. Hipsters suck, but not as bad as Mormons.

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    1. I actually haven't met a Mormon I didn't like so far. They're all such nice people... At least the ones I know.

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  4. because owls are retro birds. Few living individuals remember the 1970s, but I do. It was all about the owls. Shrooms and frogs were cool, but owls ruled. It's retro, and it's a bird.

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  5. Put a bird on it hipster!!!!

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    1. Look, I referenced a hip show=cool, and now I'm responding to my own reference=even cooler, now I can buy fake Urkel (sp?) glasses, and some owl accessories and reference myself as a creative even though I have never stepped foot in art or design school. Look mom! I'm a hipster!

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